Author Archives: Afonso F. Garcia

If you are like me, tomorrow is just another day. For others, it’s a celebration of love. And there’s a third kind of people for which it is a day to remember their crappy love life. But it’s a day to do something. Go out and destroy yourself on your bike, stay home watching crappyContinue reading “Happy Valentine’s”

… unlike any French courier, since they are unable to deliver anything on time. It doesn’t even matter which one it is, you’re not getting that parcel on time. I could become famous and create a website where people log their incidents with French courier services but with the French love of complaining I wouldn’tContinue reading “I’m delivering a post…”

Well here we are again. It’s always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice? I imagine somewhere deep down in my mind there is some kind of blogging GLaDOS. One that awakes from time to time and believes it’s time to put me back into the blogging chamber. 2 years agoContinue reading “Make it Code, Take 2”

As James May once said, You have to start with hello! If we generalize James’ approach to speaking with attractive female human beings, you have to start with sound (although this may not be a recommended approach for that specific purpose). During one of my bored moments, I thought about translating binary into musical notes.Continue reading “Can you hear me now?”

I could start this post by screaming “I’M BACK!” in a similar manner as the one Jeremy Clarkson starts every new season of Top Gear. How idiotic would that be? I mean, I’m not Jeremy Clarkson and this blog is not Top Gear. As a matter of fact, it’s far away from being Top Gear.Continue reading “It’s been a long time”